Anyone notice a pattern here?

You pinko alarmist panic merchants are the problemburn

  • Intense hurricane seasons in the Gulf of Mexico. Not just once. Not just twice….
    • Well, these cycles happen.
  • Heaviest snowfall on record in New York City.
    • Greenland’s glaciers melting into the North Atlantic at double the rate of 10 years ago.
  • The Gulf Stream?
    • Deal with it.
    • Global warming’s a figment of Chicken Little’s imagination.
    • Right?
  • Mudslides?
    • Ah, you South Americans and Filipinos should all move to Las Vegas. Plenty of condos available. Google Ivana for her phone number.
  • Deserts spreading?
    • Is your water table falling? Buy some cactus plants. Who needs aquifers.